BestJudo.com is still a fairly new website, and I’m learning as I go. It’s really been fun learning the HTML coding to put this site together. [Note: This was originally written when BestJudo was handcoded – it’s now running on the Drupal CMS WordPress] One rather interesting thing I ran across, is in my site logging… I can look at the search terms that sent someone to this site. I was absolutely fascinated to see what people are searching for, and thought I’d post some of the more interesting ones here.
I have absolutely no idea who used the search keywords, if it was you looking for photos of nude women Judoka throwing men, you can relax, I can only see what keywords were used. Please excuse my attempts at humor, as I remark on each of them;
judo women – What? Do we only date within Judo?
kick testicles – Ouch… Why would anyone be looking for this?
karate throws – They have them? 🙂
holmes judo – Hmmm… Perhaps I need to put up a bio of me? Nah…
judo+girls+photos – Yes, I’ve always known that Joshi Judoka are better looking!
most deadly martial art book – This person certainly came to the right site!
mathematical techniques in combat – Let me offer my opinion: BJJ+Aikido+Karate=Judo
list 5th+place+winners+1984+los+angeles+olympics – Hmmm… You caught me on that one! I don’t know!!
hairi chest – Hmmm… I guess this isn’t the same guy looking for “Judo women”?!
“dating” and “judo” – Does the Kodokan have a policy on this issue?
chest expander exercises – How did they end up here?
judo mistress – A little dangerous, don’t you think?
salutation etiquette canada – What, are they different than everyone else?
blow to the testicles – Ouch again!
authentic jiu jitsu – Another winner! Came to the right place!!
“mae geri” testicles – Ouch! What is it with testicle hating people?
surfboard hold – New one on me! Beach Judo, maybe?
judo feet strangle – I think strangling someone’s feet would be illegal in Judo…
foot chokes – Same as above…
pictures of jugular veins – We just squeeze ’em, we don’t look at ’em.
her-shoe-broke – Another search engine “why did they end up here” mystery…
who can teach judo? – Anyone who wants to, look at me as an example!
“blow to the testicles” – Okay, already!!
kick in the testicles – Who is this sicko?
learn judo from internet – Dream on…
men top one hundred tennis ranking – What is this search engine thinking?
coin+collectors+in+prague – Another search engine mystery.
kick in testicles – Please!!
100 neck cranks – Sorry, this site only has 98 of them…
ultimate judo – Isn’t this redundant?
“i know judo” – Okay, so do I.
mat that a judo match is played on – Ummm… could it be a ‘mat’?
the youngest black belt – Wrong Martial Art, try Karate.
testicle smashing – Another one!!
self taught judo – Self-practiced too, I’ll bet.
book review contest Ohhh! A Book Review Shiai… where can I get an entry form?
blackbelt hair – ??? Is it different than brownbelt hair?
nude self defense – Yes, this is a big problem… Whenever I take off my clothes, women try to attack me…
ryu shower naked – Hmmm… Just what was the name of that ryu that taught techniques for defending oneself in the shower?
blow to the testicles – Ouch again.
martial art testicle training – Testicles need to be trained? Well, with so many people trying to kick you, I guess a little self-defense would be in order…

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